Cindy Crawford Have A Great Family

Is there anything wrong with these people? They are perfect. I bet you their shit doesn’t stink. If it does smell, it smells like lily and honey. Yeah, what am I saying! They don’t shit. They probably don’t have toilets in their house.

Here’s Cindy Crawford’s gorgeous family at a John Varvatos charity event. Cindy’s son, Presley, looks like a video game character; Devil May Cry! They better not have any more kids. They can’t be lucky enough to have a third beautiful child, and if the third one was fug it would have to kill itself.