Britney Spears Thinks She’s Julia Roberts

I can’t even begin to explain why, but here’s Britney Spears mocking the Julia Roberts Vanity Fair cover, while wearing no bra in what seems to be a very cold room. Julia Roberts can be annoying, but at least she built and maintained a Hollywood career. Britney Spears has a better chance of appearing at a Wal-Mart on Mars than she does the cover of Vanity Fair.

Amy Winehouse Was Arrested

Amy Winehouse, the UK’s top heroine, was arrested in London on suspicion of assault late Friday afternoon. Winehouse allegedly attacked two men on Wednesday, head-butting one and punching the other as she tried to hail a taxi in the north London district of Camden.

Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is also behind bars awaiting trial on assault and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice charges.

As Pete Doherty is currently incarcerated as well, this is no doubt a difficult time for London’s street drug industry.

(source: VIPRumor.com)

Cindy Crawford Have A Great Family

Is there anything wrong with these people? They are perfect. I bet you their shit doesn’t stink. If it does smell, it smells like lily and honey. Yeah, what am I saying! They don’t shit. They probably don’t have toilets in their house.

Here’s Cindy Crawford’s gorgeous family at a John Varvatos charity event. Cindy’s son, Presley, looks like a video game character; Devil May Cry! They better not have any more kids. They can’t be lucky enough to have a third beautiful child, and if the third one was fug it would have to kill itself.

Who dress Rihanna?

Everyone on Earth was at the American Music Awards were held at the Shrine Auditorium in LA, last night including this flawless creature named Rihanna who won something or maybe two things. I was falling asleep through most of that shit. However, I did manage to wake up and see this hot piece perform. She’s like a moving wax figure. It’s really weird. Weirdly stunning. It’s almost certainly sort of scary to have a conversation with her.
Source: VIP Rumor (more pictures of Rihanna at AMA)

This is Lauryn Hill???

Ronald McDonald’s secret love kid is that you?

source: VIP Rumor

Sincerely, I love Lauryn but has she gone mental? Or maybe she doesn’t and that’s why she put this atrocious outfit together. I’m into it though. I can handle the crazy but I’ve always hated clowns.